Soooo almost every evening this past week, my (not so little) sis has asked me to go bike riding. Due to my weird schedule, our times just never seemed to align. Today however I text her and asked if she wanted to go… to be honest, I was hoping she’d say no.. but of course she quickly replied ” yes, I will see you shortly” ughhhhhh…It was ridiculously windy so I was NOT looking forward. Once we both arrived at the house we prepped the bikes and headed out.. Now, my sis was dressed for a workout and I was dressed for leisure. Im not quite sure which it was supposed to be but youll soon read we were both dressed adequate for what was experienced..

We set out and I determined, by the end I wanted her to not feel as though I shortchanged her in anyway so I took her a semi long route.. Less then halfway through she began making statements such as “my butt hurts”, “my legs hurt”, “its cold”, “slow down”…Lol.. I was laughing the entire time.. 2.3 miles in we stopped for a small break and pic opportunity 🙂

At this point I determined for my sis this was a workout, for me, not so much. I didn’t mind though, I love to encourage and help push people to and beyond their limits. We proceeded, and halfway home I prepped my sis for a familiar hill we were going to have to bike up. As kids we would all refer to it as “the big hill” because we would go to the top and ride our bikes down and when youre young, big hills are like mountains. Nevertheless, it is still a decent hill… Anyway, I told my sis, “start pumping right before we get to the base because if you don’t make it up this hill you will owe me pushups”… As she rolls her eyes (prob beginning to regret ever suggesting a bike ride to me) she begins to speed up.. We get closer and *whosh* shes gone…

What comes shortly after this I could not have prepared for… Beware:: No young adult humans were harmed during the pic capture of this friendly activity 🙂 …and the academy award for most dramatic sister goes to… *drum roll*….. My sister!!! *pops bottle of apple cider*

I know you’re wondering is she dead? Passed out? Hurt? None of the above.. when she realized she wasn’t gonna make it to the top she stopped, flung herself off that beautiful Trek bike, fell to the ground, and yelled “YOU’RE TRYING TO KILL ME.”  First little girl, it is FREEZING cold out so you need to get your behind off that ground. Second, I laughed so I hard.. I cant believe this girl.. I mean really.. I wish I could have recorded it. The crazy thing is, she is about TWO feet from the top.. just two.  She literally laid there for about what seemed like 5 minutes. Shortly after this I had to hype her home.. By hype I mean, encourage her to keep a reasonable speed. I even teased a little by suggesting we hit another trail ( I wouldnt be a good big sister if I didnt.) Of course she wasnt having that.. When we reached the house she flung herself on the couch as though she had just climbed Mount Everest. Overall it turned out to be a good ride.. Im glad I went, I got lots of laughs!! Hope your Sunday evening was as eventful as mines 🙂