Today a good friend dropped by to give me a “gift.” I anticipated this little surprise was a few bagels bc he told me a few weeks prior he was going to a local bagel shop and asked if I wanted any bagels. Now, being the bread lover that I am, I could not resist the offer of a few lovely bagels so I said yes. He then arrives at my door with a not so little doggy bag of fresh 1 hour old baked bagels. I mean this bag was huge… In my head im thinking “all the bagels in that bag cant be for me” followed by my verbal questioning, “Are all these for me??,” followed by a “Yes.” At this point im sure he doesnt know im in utter shock so I just proceed on with the conversation.. and im sure hes reading this Lol.

Now I love bread, and I LOVE bagels but I was really only expecting three at the most. I have enough bagels to feed me and a family of four for four years… Its enough bagels for one thousand stick people to hula hoop.. enough bagels to feed 500 Shreks… enough bagels to feed a three circus’. I felt like I hit the Mega MIllion bagel lotto. Okay, maybe im exaggerating a little, but its a lot.

I contemplated, were there ulterior motives behind this great bagel gift I received Lol?? ..and I thought back to the movie Mean Girls. Now there’s a scene in the movie where a girl gives her “friend” these protein bars to make her skinny but they really contain ingredients that are supposed to make her fat. *BINGO*… Hes trying to make me fat.. that has to be the answer. Guys think so different then women Lol, I know thats not what hes trying to do but still.. Bottomless pit of bagels *sigh*. Im obviously gonna have to freeze some since putting them in my tummy at once is not the answer..

This pic honestly doesnt do the amount of bagels, or bag justice.. just imagine a mini mountain under the  few you see.. Soooo heres my question, Does anyone have any ideas on how I can healthily consume all these glorious bagels?? This is a serious question. How can we make eating all these bagels healthy and me not fat??? I honestly could consume every single last bagel over the course of the weekend which I refuse to do.  *anxiously awaits answers*

I have some good friends Lol 🙂